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thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

  • white man:

    well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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  • me watching the Olympics:

    oh wow, that was impressive!

  • announcer:

    ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:

Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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Finally, someone said it.

Finally, someone said it.

dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*