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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

romy7:

Looking the best you can is a show of respect to those around you.

- Tom Ford

(model:Juan Betancourt)

yaesthetic:

rca-pwnage:

yaesthetic:

tell me im cute then fuck me

I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”

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kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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espeyonce:

*looks in mirror*

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*takes selfie*

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