yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
well, if male privilege and white privilege exist, then how come my life isn't perfect? checkmate
when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them
oh wow, that was impressive!
ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”
Me: “I’m coming…”
when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it
*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*