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katara:

I get really pissed off when people think Zayn isn’t the hottest member of One Direction like why are people taste so bad? Why would you pick the frog prince Harry? Why do you think that blonde hobbit is cute? You could swap Liam with an Enchilada and it would take 45 minutes to notice, and whats that others ones name? 

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone you’ve never met or touched” shut up you don’t know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

bellecosby:

Why nobody tell me that Vevo was ran by a real nigga

sassysaviour:

Felix ‘100% done with your shit' Dawkins,

generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

They’re like, 12
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via assguard)

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

biletree:

Stay woke

biletree:

Stay woke

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

vikingofficial:

breakdalaw95:

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

im gonna watch an episode of my little pony

i learnt that bullying is wrong and you should make friends with people based on their personality rather than looks how the fuck are people sexualising this show like what the fuckity doo

the ponies are hot, dumb ass -_-

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goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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tkyle:

THE SHADE.

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy