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darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

methhomework:

why does dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

littlefuryous:

An elegant meal for one, tonight.

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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genderphobia:

person:do you speak Spanish?

me:yes

person:will you speak Spanish to me

me:nõ

ericrileyy:


Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

ericrileyy:

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

This always makes me happy.

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

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OH NO

digimemory:

sadvaporwavebabe:

reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu

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drake & josh
  • season 1:

    drake helps josh w/ a crush

  • season 4:

    drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans